23 Taboo Team Names

"The Ball Handlers" cleverly plays on the dual role of controlling the game—whether managing the ball during plays or demonstrating finesse with glove work—making it a witty nod to both skill and command on the softball field. It's a pun that balances humor with a nod to the precision required in the sport.

The "Free Swinging Richards" cleverly combines baseball slang for unrestrained batting with a playful twist on a common name, making it a witty nod to both the sport and a cheeky sense of humor. It’s a pun that’s sure to catch eyes with its double entendre and baseball-inspired wordplay.

"Expos Yourself" playfully combines a nod to the historic Montreal Expos with a cheeky invitation to showcase one’s skills—it's a clever pun that pitches the team’s confidence and humor simultaneously, all while hinting at sliding into home or stepping up to the plate.

The "Easton Fections" cleverly combines the softball brand Easton with a playful twist on "infectious"—suggesting their energy and spirit are as contagious as a good swing, all while giving a nod to the equipment that helps them hit their way to victory.

The team name "Dilligaf" cleverly combines a carefree attitude with a baseball-inspired acronym—"Do I Look Like I Give A F***"—highlighting their playful disregard for pressure and a no-nonsense approach to the game. It's a witty, bold pun that scores points for humor and attitude.

"CUNext Thursday" cleverly plays on the phrase "see you next Thursday," humorously implying delayed plans—perfect for a softball team that might keep opponents guessing about their game schedule. The pun combines casual teasing with a subtle nod to the unpredictable, always-ready spirit of the game.

"CornHub" cleverly combines a playful nod to agricultural roots with a tongue-in-cheek reference to a popular digital platform, creating a humorous contrast that’s as ripe as a mid-summer cornfield—perfect for a team that’s all about growing their game and making a kernel of a difference on the field.

The "Corn stars" cleverly combine farmyard humor with a nod to superstar talent, punning on "core stars" to suggest both the team's standout skills and a play on corn, a staple crop—making it a crop-tastic pun that hits a home run in creativity.

The team name "Cock Balks" plays on the double entendre of a rooster's proud display—"cock"—paired with a baseball term "balk," referencing a questionable pitch move; together, it humorously combines poultry puns with baseball lingo for a catcher’s sense of wit.

The "Cherry Poppins" combines a playful twist on the beloved nanny with a sweet, fruit-inspired pun, suggesting their batting order is as delightful as a cherry-topped sundae—plus, it’s a witty nod to popping hits out of the park.

The "Busted Trojans" playfully combines ancient heroism with a nod to sports mishaps, suggesting a team that’s both legendary and humorously prone to breaking down—like a Trojan horse that’s seen better days on the diamond. It’s a clever twist on mythology and softball misadventures rolled into one pun.

The team name "Buntin' Uglies" playfully combines baseball lingo with a humorous twist, suggesting they prefer strategic bunts over power hits—while cheekily embracing a self-deprecating sense of style that’s anything but glamorous. It’s a clever nod to the art of bunting and the team’s unapologetic attitude.

The "Bunt Munchers" playfully combines a hunger for victory with a love of small-ball strategy, punning on the act of bunting and the idea of devouring opponents—making it a cheeky nod to both softball tactics and humor.

"Bricked Up" cleverly plays on the idea of a solid, impenetrable defense—like a wall of bricks—while also nodding to the frustration of a batting slump, making it a pun that’s both humorous and baseball-appropriate. It’s a witty reminder that even in softball, sometimes you’re all about building up a fortress—or breaking through one.

"Breaking Ballz" playfully references the tricky curveballs and sliders that keep batters guessing, while the pun on "breaking" hints at both pitching finesse and a team that's breaking the mold with their clever name. It’s a witty nod to baseball strategy wrapped in a catchy, pun-filled package.

The "Blue Ballers" cleverly combines a nod to softball’s iconic blue balls with a playful spin on the term "ballers," highlighting their confident, skilled approach at the plate and in the field—making it a witty, double entendre-rich team name.

"Blood Bath & Beyond" cleverly combines a pun on the retail giant with the intense, blood-red imagery of a hard-fought softball game, suggesting their team plays with fierce, almost theatrical passion at the plate and in the field. The name’s dark humor and wordplay make it a standout among creative team names.

The "Big Ol’ Hitties" humorously plays on the double entendre of powerful batting prowess, with "Hitties" suggesting both strong hitters and a cheeky nod to affectionate team camaraderie, all while subtly referencing softball's emphasis on hitting and scoring. It's a playful, self-deprecating twist that celebrates offensive firepower with a dash of wit.

"Balls Deep" humorously plays on baseball slang for diving fully into a play, while also delivering an unabashed double entendre, making it a cheeky nod to both serious commitment and the sport's basic equipment. It's a clever, tongue-in-cheek pun that amps up the team’s bold attitude with a dash of innuendo.

"Abusement Park" cleverly combines the thrill of a roller coaster with the idea of playful torment, suggesting a team that’s as unpredictable and wild as a carnival ride—plus, their hits may leave opponents feeling dizzy. It’s a punny play on words that pairs amusement with a bit of “abuse,” making it both fun and fiercely memorable.

"A-Rods In My Pujols" cleverly combines superstar baseball references—Alex Rodriguez ("A-Rod") and Albert Pujols—playing on their names to evoke a humorous, bat-themed twist that highlights the team's love for baseball icons and wordplay. It’s a witty nod to the sport’s legends, wrapped in a fun, pun-filled package.

"6 Hotdogs 4 Buns" cleverly plays on the classic baseball scoring format, turning a team lineup into a humorous food pun that highlights both offense and defense—hotdogs representing hits or runs, and buns hinting at the team’s solid defense or ‘buns’ behind the plate. It’s a savory twist that combines sportiness with a tasty sense of humor.

"Menace to Sobriety" cleverly plays on the idea of a disruptive force—much like a pesky batter or unexpected play—while humorously hinting at a wild, unrestrained attitude that could tip the balance off the wagon, making it a witty nod to both ballfield chaos and sobriety's fragile state.