48 Inappropriate Team Names

"The Ball Handlers" cleverly plays on the dual role of controlling the game—whether managing the ball during plays or demonstrating finesse with glove work—making it a witty nod to both skill and command on the softball field. It's a pun that balances humor with a nod to the precision required in the sport.

"Give It A Yankee" cleverly combines a playful pun on the phrase “give it a yank”—implying a strong, confident swing—with a nod to baseball’s New York Yankees, making it a witty mash-up of wordplay and sports references. It’s a humorous reminder that sometimes, all it takes is a little yank to send the ball soaring.

"FU: Fully Unleashed" cleverly combines a bold declaration of playing with full energy and a subtle nod to the explosive power and raw intensity often unleashed on the softball field, all wrapped up in a name that’s as unapologetic as a game-winning home run.

The "Free Swinging Richards" cleverly combines baseball slang for unrestrained batting with a playful twist on a common name, making it a witty nod to both the sport and a cheeky sense of humor. It’s a pun that’s sure to catch eyes with its double entendre and baseball-inspired wordplay.

"For Hits Sake" playfully combines a common expression with a softball twist, highlighting the team's focus on racking up hits while poking fun at the stakes involved—it's a clever pun that scores big on wordplay. With a nod to both batting success and humorous frustration, the name adds a lighthearted punch to the game.

"Expos Yourself" playfully combines a nod to the historic Montreal Expos with a cheeky invitation to showcase one’s skills—it's a clever pun that pitches the team’s confidence and humor simultaneously, all while hinting at sliding into home or stepping up to the plate.

The "Easton Fections" cleverly combines the softball brand Easton with a playful twist on "infectious"—suggesting their energy and spirit are as contagious as a good swing, all while giving a nod to the equipment that helps them hit their way to victory.

The "Drunk Canucks" cleverly combines national pride with a playful nod to relaxed, tippled team spirit, imagining hockey-loving Canadians swinging bats as if they’re savoring a cold one—on or off the field. It’s a pun that blends beer, national identity, and softball camaraderie into a humorous, memorable name.

"Dribbler to First (DTF)" cleverly combines basketball slang with baseball terminology, humorously suggesting a player who hums along from dribble to base—an unexpected, tongue-in-cheek twist that plays on both athletic moves and playful abbreviations.

"Down & Dirty" playfully captures the gritty, hands-on spirit of softball—implying both getting "down to business" and the muddy slide into home plate, all with a pun that blends athletic effort and a touch of mischief.

"Dixon Cider" combines a playful pun on baseball’s “dixon” (a slang term for a home run or big hit) with a humorous nod to the popular beverage, making it a cheeky, memorable choice that scores points for wit and wordplay.

The "Dixon Chicks" cleverly combines a playful nod to the famous political family with a feisty, chick-themed twist, suggesting a team that's both fierce at bat and quick on their feet—proof that even softball team names can hatch a winning sense of humor.

The team name "Dips Hits" cleverly combines baseball lingo with a playful pun, suggesting both impressive batting achievements and a humorous nod to "dips"—a popular snack—making it a memorable and witty choice for softball enthusiasts.

The team name "Dilligaf" cleverly combines a carefree attitude with a baseball-inspired acronym—"Do I Look Like I Give A F***"—highlighting their playful disregard for pressure and a no-nonsense approach to the game. It's a witty, bold pun that scores points for humor and attitude.

"CUNext Thursday" cleverly plays on the phrase "see you next Thursday," humorously implying delayed plans—perfect for a softball team that might keep opponents guessing about their game schedule. The pun combines casual teasing with a subtle nod to the unpredictable, always-ready spirit of the game.

"CornHub" cleverly combines a playful nod to agricultural roots with a tongue-in-cheek reference to a popular digital platform, creating a humorous contrast that’s as ripe as a mid-summer cornfield—perfect for a team that’s all about growing their game and making a kernel of a difference on the field.

The "Corn stars" cleverly combine farmyard humor with a nod to superstar talent, punning on "core stars" to suggest both the team's standout skills and a play on corn, a staple crop—making it a crop-tastic pun that hits a home run in creativity.

The team name "Cock Balks" plays on the double entendre of a rooster's proud display—"cock"—paired with a baseball term "balk," referencing a questionable pitch move; together, it humorously combines poultry puns with baseball lingo for a catcher’s sense of wit.

The "Cluster Ducks" name playfully combines a sports term with a humorous visual, suggesting a tight-knit, slightly chaotic flock—much like a team that’s all about sticking together at the plate and in the field, even if they occasionally stumble. It’s a clever pun that merges softball camaraderie with a quirky avian twist.

The "Cleat Lickers" name humorously plays on the double entendre of players eagerly eyeing their teammates' cleats—either during game prep or in a tongue-in-cheek nod to baseball's footwear obsession—making it a witty nod to the sport’s gear and a cheeky twist on team camaraderie.

The "Cherry Poppins" combines a playful twist on the beloved nanny with a sweet, fruit-inspired pun, suggesting their batting order is as delightful as a cherry-topped sundae—plus, it’s a witty nod to popping hits out of the park.

The "Busted Trojans" playfully combines ancient heroism with a nod to sports mishaps, suggesting a team that’s both legendary and humorously prone to breaking down—like a Trojan horse that’s seen better days on the diamond. It’s a clever twist on mythology and softball misadventures rolled into one pun.

The team name "Buntin' Uglies" playfully combines baseball lingo with a humorous twist, suggesting they prefer strategic bunts over power hits—while cheekily embracing a self-deprecating sense of style that’s anything but glamorous. It’s a clever nod to the art of bunting and the team’s unapologetic attitude.

The "Bunt Munchers" playfully combines a hunger for victory with a love of small-ball strategy, punning on the act of bunting and the idea of devouring opponents—making it a cheeky nod to both softball tactics and humor.

"Bunt Force Trauma" cleverly combines baseball terminology with a punch of dark humor, referencing both strategic bunting and a play on "whiplash," making it a witty nod to the game's finesse—and a little bit of chaos. It’s a strike for creativity and pun mastery on the softball diamond.

The "Bulls Hitters" cleverly combines the power of a charging bull with the act of swinging a bat, playfully suggesting they’re both fierce and skilled at knocking the ball out of the park—no roping cattle here, just knocking hits out of the park.

"Bricked Up" cleverly plays on the idea of a solid, impenetrable defense—like a wall of bricks—while also nodding to the frustration of a batting slump, making it a pun that’s both humorous and baseball-appropriate. It’s a witty reminder that even in softball, sometimes you’re all about building up a fortress—or breaking through one.

"Breaking Ballz" playfully references the tricky curveballs and sliders that keep batters guessing, while the pun on "breaking" hints at both pitching finesse and a team that's breaking the mold with their clever name. It’s a witty nod to baseball strategy wrapped in a catchy, pun-filled package.

The "Booze Jays" cleverly combines a spirited nod to their love of beverages with a playful twist on the Toronto Blue Jays, making for a pun that’s both a hit at the plate and in the bar—proof that a good team name can be as lively as a ninth-inning rally.

The "Blue Ballers" cleverly combines a nod to softball’s iconic blue balls with a playful spin on the term "ballers," highlighting their confident, skilled approach at the plate and in the field—making it a witty, double entendre-rich team name.

The "Big Ol’ Hitties" humorously plays on the double entendre of powerful batting prowess, with "Hitties" suggesting both strong hitters and a cheeky nod to affectionate team camaraderie, all while subtly referencing softball's emphasis on hitting and scoring. It's a playful, self-deprecating twist that celebrates offensive firepower with a dash of wit.

The "Big Brewbies" playfully combines a nod to hearty, beer-fueled camaraderie with a softball twist, suggesting a team that’s both legendary in size and spirited in spirit—perfect for knocking pitches out of the park with a frothy punchline.

"Beerly Legal" humorously combines a nod to the legal drinking age with a playful pun on being barely within the bounds of legality, all while subtly referencing the team’s casual, spirited approach to softball—where sliding into home is as much about fun as finesse. It’s a clever mashup that scores points for wit and wordplay.

The "Beer Naked Ladies" cleverly plays on the iconic female rock band "Barenaked Ladies," combining musical humor with a cheeky nod to casual spirit—implying players are as comfortable as if they were "naked" and ready to knock one out of the park after a cold brew.

"Been There Hit That" cleverly plays on the double meaning of experiencing a moment—whether in life or at the plate—highlighting a team confident in their hard-hitting history, with a subtle nod to baseball slang for connecting or making contact. It's a playful way to showcase their batting prowess and seasoned attitude in one witty phrase.

The team name "Bats Hit Crazy" playfully combines the unpredictability of wild swings with the essential softball gear, turning a common game element into a humorous declaration of their batting antics—showing that when these players step up, things definitely get a little crazy behind the plate.

"Basic Pitches" cleverly combines softball terminology with a playful nod to simplicity—highlighting their straightforward approach while punning on the baseball term "pitches," making it both witty and softball-savvy.

"Balls to the Wall" cleverly combines a daring attitude with a softball pun, referencing both a fearless approach at the plate and the classic term for pushing maximum effort—highlighted with a subtle nod to baseball's balls—making it a playful, audacious team name.

"Balls R Us" humorously plays on the double entendre of both softball equipment and a retail giant, showcasing a playful, self-aware attitude that’s sure to strike a chord with fans of clever puns and sport-specific humor. The name’s cheeky twist on familiar branding makes it a memorable and lighthearted choice for a team's personality.

"Balls Deep" humorously plays on baseball slang for diving fully into a play, while also delivering an unabashed double entendre, making it a cheeky nod to both serious commitment and the sport's basic equipment. It's a clever, tongue-in-cheek pun that amps up the team’s bold attitude with a dash of innuendo.

The "Ball Scratchers" name humorously combines a playful nod to the act of scratching an itch with a subtle reference to ball-related mischief, suggesting a team that’s not afraid to get a little dirt and fun on the field. It’s a clever pun that brings a lighthearted twist to softball camaraderie.

A clever twist on the classic line, "Burning, burning, burning," "Balk Dirty To Me" plays on the baseball term "balk"—a deceptive move by the pitcher—and the phrase "Dance Dirty," creating a pun that hints at both pitching antics and playful mischief on the field. Its wordplay combines softball lingo with a cheeky nod to temptation, making it a standout for creative team naming.

"Abusement Park" cleverly combines the thrill of a roller coaster with the idea of playful torment, suggesting a team that’s as unpredictable and wild as a carnival ride—plus, their hits may leave opponents feeling dizzy. It’s a punny play on words that pairs amusement with a bit of “abuse,” making it both fun and fiercely memorable.

"A-Rods In My Pujols" cleverly combines superstar baseball references—Alex Rodriguez ("A-Rod") and Albert Pujols—playing on their names to evoke a humorous, bat-themed twist that highlights the team's love for baseball icons and wordplay. It’s a witty nod to the sport’s legends, wrapped in a fun, pun-filled package.

A-holes in the Outfield playfully combines a cheeky pun with a baseball motif, turning a common on-field position into a humorous badge of boldness—perfectly capturing the team's irreverent spirit and knack for clever wordplay.

"6 Hotdogs 4 Buns" cleverly plays on the classic baseball scoring format, turning a team lineup into a humorous food pun that highlights both offense and defense—hotdogs representing hits or runs, and buns hinting at the team’s solid defense or ‘buns’ behind the plate. It’s a savory twist that combines sportiness with a tasty sense of humor.

The team name "4 Play" cleverly combines a pun on the number four with the phrase "foreplay," adding a playful double entendre while subtly referencing softball’s four bases—making it a witty nod to the game’s fundamentals with a cheeky twist.

"Menace to Sobriety" cleverly plays on the idea of a disruptive force—much like a pesky batter or unexpected play—while humorously hinting at a wild, unrestrained attitude that could tip the balance off the wagon, making it a witty nod to both ballfield chaos and sobriety's fragile state.